Seriously, dude? I left a message on their dash letter them know how much I wanted to key their car.
But I fucking didn’t, goddamnit.
Key the car, that is. I noted all over his windshield, though. Fuck yeah.
sigh.
It reads “Ignite our faith into action”. This is a church in the historical hub of the west coast KKK, but I’m sure it’s a coincidental turn of phrase.
…right?
I find your lack of guessing my name disturbing
(to the tune of Sympathy for the Devil, obviously)
Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a Jedi of speed and haste
I’ve been around for a long long year
Raced many ‘cross the Jundland Wastes
And I was ’round when Sebulba
took a tumble onto the plains
Made sure that Jabba Hutt
had a laugh as he watched th’ race
Search your feelings
You know it to be true
But if I’m really your father,
is what’s puzzling you
I visited Couruscant
When the queen came under an attack
Jumped from cars and stopped a girl
Who Jango shot from his jetpack
I flew tanks
Held a generals rank
When the clone wars raged
and the droids clanked
Search your feelings
You know it to be true
But if I’m really your father,
is what’s puzzling you
I flew with glee
While both the fleets
stood back to back
then shot each other to scrap
I met Duku
and helped him lose his head
When Palpatine
acted oh so mean
Let me please introduce myself
I’m a jedi of great haste
And I helped kill off the Council,
took the temple, and had my first Sith taste
Search your feelings
You know it to be true
But if I’m really your father, oh yeah
is what’s puzzling you
Just as every droid will malfunction
and all flyers fall
As lights go dark
Just call me Darth Vader
’cause my servos give me complaint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and do your best
Use all your well-learned saber-skills
Or I’ll lay you down to rest, mm yeah
Search your feelings
You know it to be true
But if I’m really your father,
is what’s puzzling you
Woo, who
Sith lords, come on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me Jedi, whats my name
Tell me Blue Milk, can ya guess my name
Tell me Naboo, whats my name
I tell you Obi Wan, you’re to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Whats me name
Tell me, Yoda, whats my name
Tell me, Tarkin, whats my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
I finally found a use for floppy disks that doesn’t involve throwing them at people.
I had to drill some additional holes, but I was able to re-use the lock & HD ones on top.
Add one satchel strap (I’m thinking… drive ribbon cable) and I’ve got my own Spock satchel. Did I mention that I was a nerd?
