- It looks like a UFO.
- It's a projection clock.
- It also has a wireless outdoor temperature sensor and will TELL ME exactly how goddamn cold it is outside while I'm snuggled up all nice and warm under the Thundercat! blanket I tell people I bought ironically.
For a few years, I had an Oregon Scientific projection clock that rocked my night world. It put the time up on the ceiling in red, the alarm went off when it was supposed to, and it just worked. So of course, I bought a replacement. I was at Bed, Bath & Beyond shopping for, fuck, I don't know. It's one of those stores where you go in for a shower curtain and come out with $150 in gadgets, then have to go back to get the shower curtain you forgot to find. Anyways, I see this clock sitting there on this stand looking all blue and shit, and I immediately notice the following awesome things about it: