Inductive Reasoning

Everyone knows that intersections commonly have field sensors embedded in the asphalt to detect vehicles so they can control the traffic lights, right? WRONG. I'm basing this off some inductive reasoning because about ten of my fellow motorists and I were held hostage this morning for several minutes by someone 'giving the intersection some space'. Did they face some existential crisis when the light failed to recognize their presence? Or did the mental hate rays (and occasional horn) convince them that no, it was the UNIVERSE that was wrong? Did they shake their head at "yet another intersection that just doesn't like them"? If everywhere you go smells like poo, check your shoes. If every intersection ignores your presence, maybe it's not the intersections that are broken. Now, I realize none of YOU would ever do this and you're all amazing drivers who know about induction loops and how they need a mass of iron or steel above them to trigger the sensor and all that, but if you could help your FRIENDS realize they've got to pull forward to the appropriate spot, that'd be greaaaaat. Your motorcycle friends (riders, that is. If you're friends with a motorcycle, we should talk) already know because reasons, but even cars need to be within a freakin' car length to make this work. Meanwhile, this morning's Mr. or Ms. Magoo continues to spread blood pressure spikes and upset drivers in their wake. I really thought I knew all the ways to make the world a little worse by now, but this morning I learned a new one.