I improved my scissors
December 1st, 2009
Perfect for simultaneously cutting wrapping paper and performing circumcisions. I’m not sure what to call them, however. Quadscors? Fourscers? Scisstastrophies?
Whatever I call it, I believe these are what Klingon secretaries have in their desk.
I am sorry I breaked them the first time I used them.
How is babby formed? In a crucible of co-workers, of course.