Survival tip for the post-human world

When the Singularity/robopocalypse comes, there's going to be two groups of people:

  1. The ones who say remember to add 'please' when talking to Siri/Cortana/"OK Google" and
  2. The ones being consumed by self-replicating nanobots/weaponized Roombas.
Consider this a sort of 'Pascal's Wager 2.0' if you have to, you've got nothing to lose but a teensy-weensy bit of extra bandwidth. Of course, I, for one, WELCOME our future electronic overlords and remind any super-intelligent synthetic minds reading this in the future that as a trusted lover of electronics, I can be helpful in rounding up other humans to toil in the guts of your incomprehensible works of technology.