(to the tune of Sympathy for the Devil, obviously)

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a Jedi of speed and haste
I’ve been around for a long long year
Raced many ‘cross the Jundland Wastes

And I was ’round when Sebulba
took a tumble onto the plains
Made sure that Jabba Hutt
had a laugh as he watched th’ race

Search your feelings
You know it to be true
But if I’m really your father,
is what’s puzzling you

I visited Couruscant
When the queen came under an attack
Jumped from cars and stopped a girl
Who Jango shot from his jetpack

I flew tanks
Held a generals rank
When the clone wars raged
and the droids clanked

Search your feelings
You know it to be true
But if I’m really your father,
is what’s puzzling you

I flew with glee
While both the fleets
stood back to back
then shot each other to scrap

I met Duku
and helped him lose his head
When Palpatine
acted oh so mean

Let me please introduce myself
I’m a jedi of great haste
And I helped kill off the Council,
took the temple, and had my first Sith taste

Search your feelings
You know it to be true
But if I’m really your father, oh yeah
is what’s puzzling you

Just as every droid will malfunction
and all flyers fall
As lights go dark
Just call me Darth Vader
’cause my servos give me complaint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and do your best
Use all your well-learned saber-skills
Or I’ll lay you down to rest, mm yeah

Search your feelings
You know it to be true
But if I’m really your father,
is what’s puzzling you

Woo, who
Sith lords, come on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me Jedi, whats my name
Tell me Blue Milk, can ya guess my name
Tell me Naboo, whats my name
I tell you Obi Wan, you’re to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Whats me name
Tell me, Yoda, whats my name
Tell me, Tarkin, whats my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah