Tomorrow (June 10th) is the big iOS 6 announcement, and everyone I know (aka my cats) can’t wait to hear the details.  Luckily, I can give you a sneak peak!

I have it on good authority that iOS 6 will implement the following exciting features:

• iKnow – This Siri functionality will have her listening to everything said around your phone to generate a transcript that she pre-searches the internet for information on. That way, if someone is talking about a movie, you can glance at your screen and already see things like the IMDB page up to pluck information from that makes you sound waaaay smart.
• S&MS – A new sadomasochism-based texting service that you can use to set up sessions with dominatrix’ and masters. Using the geolocation API, it will arrange for them to spontaneously ‘abduct’ you from wherever you are without pre-knowledge to add to the ‘excitement’ of the session. It cannot be disabled.
• OS-integrated MySpace so you can seamlessly be dropped into a real-life cyber ghost town social networking site where software tumbleweeds are occasionally interrupted by the first 15 seconds of ancient pop songs amid flurries of animated ‘under construction’ gifs.

There are the ones I’ve heard about, pretty exciting stuff!